Missed School

Teacher: " You missed school yesterday! "
Janet: " Not a bit, sir! "

Sick

Teacher: " Why weren't you at school yesterday?
Sean: " I was sick "
Teacher: " Sick of what? "
Sean: " Sick of school! "

Stopping a fight

Teacher: " Kevin, why are you late again? "
Kevin: " Oh sir, I stopped two boys fighting "
Teacher: " How did you manage that? "
Kevin: " I licked both of 'em! "

GERMany

Teacher: " Rosemary, what do we get from Germany? "
Rosemary: " Germs! "

Picking up music

Teacher: " Anyone here quick at picking up music? "
Terence and Tony: " I am sir! "
Teacher: " Right, you two. Move the piano! "

Climate

Teacher: " Mathew, what is the climate of New Zealand? "
Mathew: " Very Cold, sir "
Teacher: " Wrong
Mathew: " But sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! "

Home

Teacher: " Smith, now that you've kindly consented to come to school, what would you like to do? "
Smith: " Go home "

Crocodile

Teacher: " How do you spell crocodile? "
Jasmine: " K..R..O...C...K..A...D...I..A...L "
Teacher: " That's not how the dictionary spells it "
Jasmine: "Maybe not, but you asked me how i spelled it... not the dictionary! "

Least used Organ

Teacher: " Who can tell me what's the least used organ in the body? "
Humphrey: " The brain! "

TV

The grammar school class was studying the alphabet
Teacher: " What comes after T? :
A little girl quickly answered " V "

In School

Father: " How are you doing in school? "
Lezly: " I'm doing well in everything except classes "

Popular Answer

Angry Teacher: " What is the most popular answer to a school teacher's question? "
Pupil: "I don't know "
Angry Teacher: " Correct "

HandWriting

Justin: " There's something i can do that nobody else in my school can do. Not even the teacher! "
Robert: " What is that? "
Justin: " Read my handwriting! "

Overslept!

Teacher: " Julian, why are you late? "
Julian: " Sorry sir, I overslept :
Teacher: " You mean you sleep at home as well? "

HomeWork

Teacher: " Say, who did your homework?
Colin: " My father "
Teacher: " All alone? "
Colin: " No, I helped him with it! "

Presidents

Teacher: " At your age i could name all the presidents and in the proper order. "
Wesley: " Yes, but then there were only two or three of them. "